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Old Nov 15, 2006, 06:37 AM // 06:37   #3601
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Feels Bacon kick Doberman in the nuts.
Wonder if Mending covers that.
Shrugs.
Sips beer.
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Old Nov 15, 2006, 06:51 AM // 06:51   #3602
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*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*eats steak*
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Old Nov 15, 2006, 07:11 AM // 07:11   #3603
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*roshambos pwnd*
hey, did you wanna buy my vote for the main event? still taking offers.
*drinks beer*
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Old Nov 15, 2006, 07:30 AM // 07:30   #3604
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Feels Bacon roshambo Doberman.
You really think that that's pwnd? Alright... it's unfair to Doberman, so let me do you a favor.
Spits Bacon out.
Proceed.
Sips beer.
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Old Nov 15, 2006, 08:15 AM // 08:15   #3605
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thanks for returning my stunt double.
*slaps stunt double*
try not to get eaten next time.
*drinks beer*
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Old Nov 15, 2006, 08:18 AM // 08:18   #3606
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*drinks beer*

*drinks beer*

*drinks beer*

*drinks beer*

Imma go use the bathroom realllly fsat
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Old Nov 15, 2006, 09:42 AM // 09:42   #3607
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*blocks up the toilets with wooden boards*

*laughs*

*sips beer*

*slaps Bacons doubles*

*slaps bacon*

*slaps him again just to make sure he felt it*
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Old Nov 15, 2006, 10:07 AM // 10:07   #3608
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*spits at sophitia in the eye*
sorry, reflex.
*drinks beer*
*spits at sophitia in the other eye*
*shrug*
delayed reflex.
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Old Nov 15, 2006, 10:13 AM // 10:13   #3609
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wooh thank god for stunt doubles

*laughs at own stunt double*

*stunt double slaps Bacon again but this time uses a frozen herring*

*Watches Bacons face turn red where the herring hit him*

*sips beer*

*feels guilty*

*gets stunt double to slap self with Herring also*

*laughs*

*buys bacon a beer*
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Old Nov 15, 2006, 10:15 AM // 10:15   #3610
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hey, stop abusing my stunt double with yours.
*drinks beer*
*smashes bottle over sophitia's stunt double's head*
take that, bitch.
*drinks another beer*
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Old Nov 15, 2006, 10:20 AM // 10:20   #3611
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oh its on now! u dare hurt my stunt double!

*Uses Chainsaw on one of Bacons stunt doubles*

*Cuts off his legs*

*legs grow back*

*Cuts off his legs*

*legs grow back again*

*shrugs*

*Cuts off his head*

*head doesnt grow back*

Wooh!

*sips beer*
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Old Nov 15, 2006, 10:46 AM // 10:46   #3612
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he was past his use by date anyway. thanks for "taking care" of him.
*buys sophitia some poison*
drink up!
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Old Nov 15, 2006, 01:32 PM // 13:32   #3613
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Cheers!

*downs drink*

hmm that had a betta kick those those Tequila Slammers can i have another please?
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Old Nov 15, 2006, 02:45 PM // 14:45   #3614
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*sips beer*
*grills steak*
*runs in circles*
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Old Nov 15, 2006, 02:55 PM // 14:55   #3615
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*Moves Bacon into Pwnds path so they collide*

*blames it on the wammo standing next to Bacon aka one of Bacons doubles*

*Innocently sips beer*
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Old Nov 15, 2006, 05:04 PM // 17:04   #3616
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*sips beer*
*jumps to the side to avoid bacon*
*runs in circles*
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Old Nov 15, 2006, 06:18 PM // 18:18   #3617
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*runs in circles*
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Old Nov 15, 2006, 06:22 PM // 18:22   #3618
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*sips beer*
*runs in circles with sil*
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Old Nov 15, 2006, 08:08 PM // 20:08   #3619
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*Chops pwned and sil's legs off*

No more circle running, it hurts my eyes for some starnage reason xD


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Old Nov 15, 2006, 08:10 PM // 20:10   #3620
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Sends all the wammos in the bar to auto-attack Pwnd.
Watches wammo train form.
Sips beer.
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